BUTT DUST
The Following are my “Jokes of Today”. I hope they lift your Spirits.
Butt Dust
A minister begins his sermon. “Dear Lord,” he said with
arms extended and a rapturous look in his eyes, “without
you, we are but dust “
He would have continued but at that moment, one little
girl who was listening carefully to the minister leaned
to her mother and asked loudly, in her shrill little voice,
“Mommy, what is butt dust?”
Retiree Golfer
A retiree is given a set of golf clubs by his coworkers
He goes to the local pro for lessons, explaining that he
knows nothing about the game
The pro shows him the stance and swing and then says
“Just hit the ball toward the flag on the first green.”
The novice tees up and smacks the ball straight down
the fairway onto the green, where it stops just inches
from the hole
“Now what?” the novice asks.
The speechless pro says, “Oh, you’re supposed to hit it
into the cup.”
“Oh, great!” says the novice, disgusted. “Now you tell me.”
my Grandson
An elderly women was flying to attend her grandson’s
third birthday party.
Talking to the man sitting next to her, she said, “I’m so
excited. I remember when he was just a little tike, and
now he’s already three. It’s really hard to believe he’s the
most adorable thing you’ve ever seen.
“You know what, hold on, I think I might have a picture
on me. Let me take a look in my purse. Yes, here it is. Just
look at him. Isn’t he adorable? Do you see his dimple on his
left cheek? Simply adorable. I could stare at this picture
all day
“Oh my, you should hear him on the phone. He is just the
cutest. He says to me, in the cutest voice, ‘Hi, Grandma.’
It just gets me all teary eyed.”
After what seemed like two hours for the poor man
sitting next to her, the woman realized that perhaps she
was taking a bit too much. She said, “You know, I feel terrible
here I am talking and talking without letting you get
a word in edgewise. Tell me; What do you think about my
grandson?
Chicken Surprise
A couple goes into a Chinese restaurant for a meal.
They order chicken surprise. The waiter brings the
meal, served in a cast iron pot. Just as the wife is about
to serve herself, the lid of the pot raises slightly, and she
briefly sees two beady little eyes, looking around before
the lid slams back down
“Good grief! Did you see that?” she says to her husband.
He has not seen it. So she asks him to look in the pot.
He reaches for it, and again the lid raises, and he sees
two little beady eyes looking around before it slams down
Sputtering in a fi t of rage, he calls the waiter over,
describes what is happening and demands an explanation.
The waiter says, “Please, sir, what did you order?”
The husband replies, “Chicken surprise.”
“Oh,” says the waiter. “So sorry. I brought you Peking
chicken
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