Pe'Pa's Best Jokes

VOLUMES 1 & 2 ARE FUNNY FOR EVERYONE

I hope they lift Spirits for you and your children.

Poker

A guy walks into a bar and sees a dog playing poker.

The guy is amazed that the dog is playing poker. “Bartender, is that a real dog playing poker?”

“Yep,” the bartender replies.

“Well, is he any good?” the guy asks.

“No! Every time he has a good hand, he wags his tail.”

Blonde, Redhead, and Brunette

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert.

They found a magic lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each of them a wish.

The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home.

The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family.

The blonde said, “Aww, I wish my friends were here.”

***

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was fifty miles away. The redhead swam, trying to make it to the other shore she swam fifteen miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam twenty-four miles, drowned, and died. The blonde swam twenty-five miles, got tired, and swam back.

Breasts

A lady comes home from her doctor’s appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, “Why are you so happy?”

The wife says, “The doctor told me that for a forty-five-year-old woman, I have the breasts of an eighteen-year-old.”

“Oh yeah?” quipped her husband. “What did he say about your forty-five-year-old ass?”

She said, “Your name never came up in the conversation.”

Lie Detector

A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie.

He decides to test it at dinner. He asks his son, “Son, where were you today during school hours?”

“At school.”

The robot slaps the son.

“Okay, I went to the movies!”

The father asks, “Which one?”

“Harry Potter.”

The robot slaps the son again.

“Okay, I was watching porn!”

The father replies, “What? When I was your age, I didn’t even know what porn was!”

The robot slaps the father.

The mom chimes in, “Ha! After all, he is your son!”

The robot slaps the mother.

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