Category: Funny, Jokes, Humor
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Q: What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
Q: What is fast, loud, and crunchy? 99 cents for NEW “KIDS” JOKE BOOK ******************************************************************* Q: When does the road get angry? A: When someone crosses it. Q: Why was the king only a foot tall? A: Because he was a ruler. Q: What did the robber say when he stole from the bookstore? A:…
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Jane: “Where are all the kind, considerate, loving men who can show their feelings?”
Jane: “Where are all the kind, considerate, loving men who can show their feelings?” 99 cents for ALL “Pe’Pa’s” JOKE BOOKS Stop Sign A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff. He thinks he’s smarter, being a big-shot lawyer from New York and has a better education than a sheriff…
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Q: Why did the pony get sent to his room?
Q: Why did the pony get sent to his room? 99 cents for NEW “KIDS” JOKE BOOK Q: What happens when you pass a bunch of fish in the water? A: You get SCHOOLED! Q: Why did the pony get sent to his room? A: Because he kept horsing around! Q: What do you call…
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“Do you know how to start a fire using just two pieces of wood?”
“Do you know how to start a fire using just two pieces of wood?” 99 cents for ALL “Pe’Pa’s” JOKE BOOKS Beer A man and woman are sitting on their porch drinking a beer. The man says, “I love you.” The woman says, “Is that you talking or the beer talking?” The man says, “That’s…
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Q: What did the pen say to the pencil?
Q: What did the pen say to the pencil? 99 cents for NEW “KIDS” JOKE BOOK Q: What do you call a liar on the phone? A: A telephony. Q: What did the pen say to the pencil? A: So, what’s your point! Q: What did the baker say when he found the dough he’d…
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Crossing the Street
Crossing the Street 99 cents for ALL “Pe’Pa’s” JOKE BOOKS Bill When asked if they would have sex with Bill Clinton, 86 percent of women in DC said, “Not again.” Patients Three doctors are discussing which types of patients they prefer. Dr. Watson says, ‘‘I prefer librarians. All their organs are alphabetized.’’ Dr. Fitzpatrick says,…
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Q: What would we get if we threw all the books in the ocean
Q: What would we get if we threw all the books in the ocean? 99 cents for NEW “KIDS” JOKE BOOK Q: Why did the queen go to the dentist? A: To get crowns in her teeth. Q: How did the lobster get to the ocean? A: By shell-i-copter. Q: When does the road get…
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Teenagers How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One—He holds the bulb up and the world revolves around him. Anonymous Donor The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter. Ring Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. Teasing A young boy came…
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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
99 cents for NEW “KIDS” JOKE BOOK Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because she felt crummy. Q: Where do you learn to make banana splits? A: At sundae school. Q: What did the tree say to the wind? A: Leaf me alone! Q: What musical instrument is found in the…
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LARGER BREASTS
99 cents for ALL “Pe’Pa’s” JOKE BOOKS Politics A little boy goes to his dad and asks, “What is politics?” The dad says, “Well, son, let me try to explain it this way: I’m the breadwinner of the family, so let’s call me capitalism. Your mother, she’s the administrator of the money, so we’ll call…
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